Krampus Never Sleeps

Proclamation: Krampus Never Sleeps.

Now, I understand many in this great country are unaware of significance or even the existence of the aforementioned creature. To be sure, America has put an ocean between itself and fair Krampus [though escape is futile]. But, I am ahead of myself. Let me first [as I often do] educate the reader.

Krampus is...[Alas, such a statement is dangerous, for where am I to begin?]

These are his anthropological origins. First, Krampus is a demon. He is from what many can refer to as "the old country," that is, Austria, Hungary, the Czech Republic and Croatia. He appears as the counterpoint for a much beloved bunch of hogwash known as Santa Claus. Yes, Krampus is an Austria Christmas Demon. He is the Hammer of Judgement for those children who abandon perfect morality. 

Now, let us discuss his appearance. Many artist's renderings of the Creature abide, but I will assert here that none of them do him justice. Indeed, I have provided the reader with an image to marinate over, but it is only starting point. Like most demons, he certainly has horns. Surely he carries tree branches and rusty chains with which to beat naughty children. Surely he totes a basket in which to place his most infamous offenders. But these images do nothing to portray his true identity. 

The physical descriptions are elements of his work, not of his nature. His nature is not physical. He is a Specter. Part shadow, all judgement. He is a wraith of the known and unknown world. He is absolute evil. Yet, he is purposeful. He is mission oriented. He provides a service. He adds a balance to the equation of Christmas and indeed, the world. 

It is not enough to know that something is wrong. We must know that something is punishable [for men are shabby]. We must know that morality has teeth. Krampus has plenty. I write, of course, of a structural authority. The world would be a terrible place without authority. Freedom is great between the hedges, but beyond those hedges we must be told there are monsters. 

So rejoice, dear reader, Krampus never sleeps. Therefore, order never sleeps. In all things, especially the realm of ethics, it is important to inquire: "Will my actions merit a visit from Krampus?" This is a practical question to prevent a visit from a demon. However, it is also a question that yields a broader theme, which I have alluded to herein. 

Do not fall into the sin of fearlessness. It only takes a moment for morality to vanish and our better angels to disappear. And you will know that moment by its trail of dread. It will be your last. You will hear the chains a'coming. As all fearless men do. Trust me, for I fear only for your safety. After all, Krampus would never visit the Houn since his chains are reserved for those in the wrong. 

Cahoun out.